The Quintessential Stoner Moments Described By Our Favorite Stoner Friends

LIFE • LAURA ARGINTAR • SEP 27, 1:27PM

Whether it’s getting high and giggling for ten minutes straight, or lighting up and becoming paranoid that we’re seeing things, seasoned stoners have experienced it all.

And who better to laugh with about these classic pothead moments than the people who we enjoy smoking with the most: our blazing movie friends.

From not realizing that you’re driving 20 miles under the speed limit to accidentally torching your eyebrows, here are the quintessential stoner moments as described by our beloved stoner friends.

Forgetting Our Food In The Microwave

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Applying Makeup Haphazardly

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Running Around Your Apartment Looking For Sunglasses That Are On Your Head

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Being Told That You Smell Like Weed

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Getting Overwhelmed When Food Shopping At The Supermarket

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Intending To Go Out, But Then Getting High And Eating Ice Cream Instead

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Unexpectedly Running Into Someone You Know

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Hogging: (verb) A High Fog Characterized By Never Getting Off The Couch

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Smoking With Your Dealer

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Finding A Joint In Your Pocket

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Coughing Uncontrollably

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Watching An Entire Movie And Never Understanding The Plot

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Cleaning Your Piece Instead Of Your Room

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Getting Caught By A Parent Who Tells You Their Sh*t Is Better

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Stopping To Get A Snack On The Way To Dinner

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Realizing How Much Money You Spend On Bud

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Failing To Remember What You Needed From The Other Room

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Napping To Rest Up For The Evening And Waking Up The Next Day

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Finding Out Your Favorite Celebrity Blazes

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Reading An Incredible Stoner List

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…It’s Over Now